Dear Bowling For Soup,
IT'S ME JOE, FROM PATENT PENDING! (I even type loud)
It's been a week since the tour ended and we're finally getting back into the swing of things back here in the real world.
I just wanted to take a second on behalf of Patent Pending to sincerely thank you guys from the bottom of our (ass-hole italian) hearts for everything that you have done for us over the last month.
We haven't been a band for nearly as long as you have, but 10 years in we've played over 3000 shows and played with thousands of bands and after all of that,
I can honestly say that we've never had the pleasure of playing or even meeting people half as kind, supportive, giving and genuine as Bowling For Soup.
You have managed to breathe life back into a band that really needed a boost and we will never be able to thank you enough for what you have given to us.
We learned so much from your band and crew alike while simultaneously having the best month of our lives both personally and professionally.
You're a class act operation from your band all the way down to your crew and we admire that.
We look up to you guys as heroes and not only consider you friends, but family as well.
We miss you guys and are forever indebted to you.
All of our Love,
- Joe, Anthony, Rob, Marc, Corey, Corey, Corey, Corey, Corey, Corey and Corey.

P.S. - Answer me this question... FUCK YOU!